Teachers are overpaid.
"Like, c'mon! What have they ever done for you?"
Not to sound, nieve, errogant, or ignorant, but I definately know more then any middle aged person with a university degree under their belt. And raising a family can't require any important skills. Teachers haven't taught me anything, ever. But I strongly believe I could teach them a few things, thats forsure. Afterall I was the captain of my T-ball team. First thing, teachers have no style. They should bike to work, and use the gas money they saved to buy a silver chain, and a black pair of skinny jeans.
"ATTENTION! All teachers at Princess Margaret who wanna be cool and make a difference, there is a fat grad party this weekend. Feel free to come out. B.Y.O.B.!"
Teachers, my question to you is "How can you go through half of your life, and still not know how to gel your hair properly? Like wtf."
An anonymous comment was made suggesting that maybe they didn't have mirrors back then. But that's no excuse. In times of need I improvise and use the reflection off of a surface of water to get it just right. And that's the type of thinking that puts me ahead of the education system. It is a proven fact that street smarts far out weighs the value of book smarts in every aspect of society. Ask Joe from Hastings.
