Teachers are Overpaid

Teachers are overpaid.
"Like, c'mon! What have they ever done for you?"

Not to sound, nieve, errogant, or ignorant, but I definately know more then any middle aged person with a university degree under their belt. And raising a family can't require any important skills. Teachers haven't taught me anything, ever. But I strongly believe I could teach them a few things, thats forsure. Afterall I was the captain of my T-ball team. First thing, teachers have no style. They should bike to work, and use the gas money they saved to buy a silver chain, and a black pair of skinny jeans.

"ATTENTION! All teachers at Princess Margaret who wanna be cool and make a difference, there is a fat grad party this weekend. Feel free to come out. B.Y.O.B.!"

Teachers, my question to you is "How can you go through half of your life, and still not know how to gel your hair properly? Like wtf." 

An anonymous comment was made suggesting that maybe they didn't have mirrors back then. But that's no excuse. In times of need I improvise and use the reflection off of a surface of water to get it just right. And that's the type of thinking that puts me ahead of the education system. It is a proven fact that street smarts far out weighs the value of book smarts in every aspect of society. Ask Joe from Hastings.

College Application

In 1993, a promising light emerged from the cloudy horizon, The prophet: Andrew Jack Livsey. As I am him. Shining down on the sinister nest of depression where humans are found. The beam of optimism eliminated sorrow and recognized the pre-existing harmony waiting to be utilized. Greatness among mortals, Andrew Jack Livsey. As I am him. Recieveing a key to the ocean, being the source of the luminous downpoor of love. To emphasize unity I sat the whole world down and played a game of cards. Not go fish or crazy eights but a game called war. Someone asked me, "what's the point of this?', I figured there's going to be a war every one hundred years anyway, might aswell make it a non-violent one. I am responsible for bringing many talents into this world.

Grade 12

Most grade 12 students are loading up on academic courses like they are trying to get their moneys worth at an all you can eat buffet. But not me, I'm slacking off and having fun doing it. While the others are preparing for an epic journey of a lifetime into the real world, I will remain to procrastinate and dwell on the frustration that the expert level A.I. brings through my ps3. And so what if I look at things differently? I'm not here to get good grades in classes I don't enjoy, but rather to make noise in the classes that I am passionate about. I will strategically use my energy that I have gathered from little sleep and lots of coffee to get through highschool. And when it's all said and done, when it's mandatory the I cross that stage. I will be holding my head higher, and smiling wider then anyone in a gown, for I will have the simple joy of knowing I made my mom proud and that my ps3 is waiting for me at home.

My gamer tag is frogger505, add me up!